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| Amos Lee is terrible I like a nice techno trance beat. I like to jump on the French doors as Mom and Dad enter the house and I try to smell Kali whenever I can because she might smell different from the last time and sometimes when I am outside I take really big whiffs through the crack of the French doors to smell her because she sits in front of them to tease me that she is inside and I am outside. I like eating Mom’s shoes and Dad’s too but they aren’t as strappy and fun to eat and sometimes his sneakers smell and Mom says I smell but Jack is the one with stinky allergy ears and I like to wait until Mom falls asleep and then jump up on the bed and lay on her so she can’t move and doesn’t know that I am smelling it up right on top of her. Oranges are tasty afternoon snacks but so is grass if it is the nice green stuff that Aunt Tara helped start growing for us and did you know Mom blamed me for eating the sprinkler wire but not every back yard disaster is my fault but most of them are my fault and when we were in the back yard Jack hid our white dishes so now we have noisy silver ones that we can’t bite because it hurts our teeth but we have strong teeth and I like to bite Jack’s ears when he is trying to relax. | ||||||||||
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